It was a sunny warm September afternoon with very little to do that could not be put off until later. What better time could there be to suspend Sheen from a third story dormitory window?

We took proper precations at the top, as we knew that our RA would rather we didn't kill ourselves or our hall-mates (he gets a bonus if we all live through our first year). While it was a long way down, we thought it perfectly reasonable; we trus our clothsline.

Unfortunately our attempt was short lived, as our RA came by. He looked down at Sheen and told us that is was his definite opinon as our RA that we should stop at once! Oh well; all good things come to an end.

Jeff Kaufman : 2005
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