{"items": [{"author": "Joshua", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/670925762272?comment_id=670931191392", "anchor": "fb-670931191392", "service": "fb", "text": "But officer I promise I'll eat the potato chips before I start the video recorder", "timestamp": "1407183814"}, {"author": "Scott", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/670925762272?comment_id=670931795182", "anchor": "fb-670931795182", "service": "fb", "text": "has anyone tried eavesdropping with an electric guitar equipped with optical pickups?", "timestamp": "1407184391"}, {"author": "Robin", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/670925762272?comment_id=670969943732", "anchor": "fb-670969943732", "service": "fb", "text": "No, because the judges won't understand this science.  At least not for a while.", "timestamp": "1407202810"}]}