{"items": [{"author": "Alex", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/635573313862?comment_id=635577989492", "anchor": "fb-635577989492", "service": "fb", "text": "These sound like the sort of things a sleep-talking Jeff might say.", "timestamp": "1384394761"}, {"author": "Julia", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/635573313862?comment_id=635579481502", "anchor": "fb-635579481502", "service": "fb", "text": "Sleep-talking Jeff says things like, \"What about The Imaginary Plumbers? Because it sounds like The Imaginary Numbers.\"", "timestamp": "1384395824"}, {"author": "Hollis", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/635573313862?comment_id=635580259942", "anchor": "fb-635580259942", "service": "fb", "text": "Does he pronounce \"Imaginary Plumbers\" like \"plummers\" or like \"plum-burs\"?", "timestamp": "1384396365"}, {"author": "Julia", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/635573313862?comment_id=635580818822", "anchor": "fb-635580818822", "service": "fb", "text": "The former.  He was thinking of band names at the time.", "timestamp": "1384396576"}, {"author": "Michael", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/635573313862?comment_id=635583842762", "anchor": "fb-635583842762", "service": "fb", "text": "The Imaginary Numbers Band, aka the i-Tunes.", "timestamp": "1384398329"}, {"author": "Adam Yie", "source_link": "https://plus.google.com/114873051319510815414", "anchor": "gp-1384439199169", "service": "gp", "text": "some of these make more sense to me than lines in the dance posts...", "timestamp": 1384439199}, {"author": "Daniel", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/635573313862?comment_id=635993965872", "anchor": "fb-635993965872", "service": "fb", "text": "https://www.dropbox.com/.../l252c08n.../mefi-markov-2013.pdf is what happens when you Markov my irc channel.", "timestamp": "1384541211"}]}