{"items": [{"author": "Danner", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332081153485663", "anchor": "fb-332081153485663", "service": "fb", "text": "perfect christmas gift: geiger counter?", "timestamp": "1323174990"}, {"author": "Michael", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332081623485616", "anchor": "fb-332081623485616", "service": "fb", "text": "Or tin foil.", "timestamp": "1323175062"}, {"author": "Jeff&nbsp;Kaufman", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332082636818848", "anchor": "fb-332082636818848", "service": "fb", "text": "@Danner: she has previously specified that the radiation in question is electromagentic.", "timestamp": "1323175185"}, {"author": "cbr", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35qhro", "anchor": "r-c35qhro", "service": "r", "text": "Followup to:\n\n\nAll Your Evil Plans Against Me Will Amount To Nothing, In Jesus Mighty Name\nMore landlord craziness: locking our porch\n\n", "timestamp": 1323176544}, {"author": "Julie", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332092850151160", "anchor": "fb-332092850151160", "service": "fb", "text": "If I were you I would move back with Mom and Dad.  Of course, I always did wish they were my parents.  (-;", "timestamp": "1323176614"}, {"author": "Kathi", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332109670149478", "anchor": "fb-332109670149478", "service": "fb", "text": "yipes - not getting any better", "timestamp": "1323178843"}, {"author": "Andrew", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332119753481803", "anchor": "fb-332119753481803", "service": "fb", "text": "wow.  just, wow.", "timestamp": "1323180156"}, {"author": "Karl", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332126833481095", "anchor": "fb-332126833481095", "service": "fb", "text": "Argumentative, aggressive, conspiratorial...I'm not a psychiatrist but sounds like textbook paranoid schizophrenia that appears to be unmedicated.", "timestamp": "1323181038"}, {"author": "Victor", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332128623480916", "anchor": "fb-332128623480916", "service": "fb", "text": "Have you looked at any other apartments?  It might be hard to get a better apartment, but I bet you could find a better loandlord.", "timestamp": "1323181265"}, {"author": "meltinginside", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35qwlg", "anchor": "r-c35qwlg", "service": "r", "text": "This is a fascinating read...I want to know more about where this door goes...is her apartment below yours?\n", "timestamp": 1323181284}, {"author": "[deleted]", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35r0et", "anchor": "r-c35r0et", "service": "r", "text": "&rarr;&nbsp;Yeah, me too. Some details on the proximity of bathroom to this door.\n", "timestamp": 1323182270}, {"author": "cbr", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35rqeq", "anchor": "r-c35rqeq", "service": "r", "text": "&rarr;&nbsp;&rarr;&nbsp;Have a picture.\n", "timestamp": 1323187980}, {"author": "[deleted]", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35t49j", "anchor": "r-c35t49j", "service": "r", "text": "&rarr;&nbsp;&rarr;&nbsp;&rarr;&nbsp;Haha.\n", "timestamp": 1323196337}, {"author": "cbr", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35r2vg", "anchor": "r-c35r2vg", "service": "r", "text": "&rarr;&nbsp;We live on the top floor of a triple decker, and she lives below us.  Each floor has a back porch, accessible from a communal rear stairwell, and the door in question opens onto ours.  Her bathroom, assuming all bathrooms are stacked vertically, is not near the porch.\n", "timestamp": 1323182862}, {"author": "[deleted]", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35rj2t", "anchor": "r-c35rj2t", "service": "r", "text": "&rarr;&nbsp;[deleted]\n", "timestamp": 1323186507}, {"author": "cbr", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35rncl", "anchor": "r-c35rncl", "service": "r", "text": "&rarr;&nbsp;&rarr;&nbsp;We think so.\n", "timestamp": 1323187384}, {"author": "Heather", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332132203480558", "anchor": "fb-332132203480558", "service": "fb", "text": "She sounds just like the people we would get on the psych inpatient unit... karl's right, paranoid schizophrenia sounds like a perfect diagnosis for her! which means that I'm slightly concerned, since she could get even worse and we have no idea what other things she believes...  any chance you could consult with the police again? good luck!", "timestamp": "1323181694"}, {"author": "Heather", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332139623479816", "anchor": "fb-332139623479816", "service": "fb", "text": "And yeah, finding another apartment like Victor said, or giving up the porch, might be your best bets. Sorry!", "timestamp": "1323182624"}, {"author": "Jeff&nbsp;Kaufman", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332150326812079", "anchor": "fb-332150326812079", "service": "fb", "text": "@Karl, @Heather: paranoid schizophrenia is also Julia's best guess.", "timestamp": "1323183889"}, {"author": "Cory", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332182353475543", "anchor": "fb-332182353475543", "service": "fb", "text": "wow, more nuttiness!  Just out of curiosity, would it potentially be possible for you to see her in the bathroom from the porch?  I'm just curious if its an extreme delusion or more paranoia about something that could, conceivably, actually happen if you guys were also insane :)  Hopefully the place will get foreclosed, then bought by someone not insane who will be a good landlord!  I am amused by her random scattering of \"I am here for you\" throughout the note.", "timestamp": "1323187619"}, {"author": "Jeff&nbsp;Kaufman", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332185206808591", "anchor": "fb-332185206808591", "service": "fb", "text": "@Cory: no, a bedroom is in the way: http://www.jefftk.com/land.../63_pinckney_porch_bathroom.png", "timestamp": "1323187959"}, {"author": "David", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332186713475107", "anchor": "fb-332186713475107", "service": "fb", "text": "Are you SURE this is not actually a reality show where they film you with hidden cameras?", "timestamp": "1323188123"}, {"author": "Jeff&nbsp;Kaufman", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332187523475026", "anchor": "fb-332187523475026", "service": "fb", "text": "@David: I don't think a tv show would let us get all the way to going to court to get a harassment prevention restraining order.", "timestamp": "1323188221"}, {"author": "meltinginside", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35rrt3", "anchor": "r-c35rrt3", "service": "r", "text": "My landlord isn&#39;t crazy, but he is a douche. But he is very passive aggressive and only fixes things when we beg him and even then it still takes weeks to months. He once tried to blame us for our downstairs neighbors ceiling leaking, saying that we don&#39;t know how to shower properly, like getting too much water on the floor (come to find out later that the drain in our shower stall was leaking). Our neighbors ceiling became so swollen with water that it finally caved in with all of our dirty pissy soap water pouring into their bedroom. Left a nice gaping hole in their ceiling. Asshole never did anything about it until it was too late.\n", "timestamp": 1323188251}, {"author": "David", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332188306808281", "anchor": "fb-332188306808281", "service": "fb", "text": "I dunno, they could be really edgy. Seriously, though, I hope this turns out okay. This is way more than anyone should have to deal with.", "timestamp": "1323188308"}, {"author": "Cory", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332237463470032", "anchor": "fb-332237463470032", "service": "fb", "text": "huh, thats def creepier thats she's totally making up things, but seems to seriously believe them.", "timestamp": "1323190173"}, {"author": "Eric", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332251150135330", "anchor": "fb-332251150135330", "service": "fb", "text": "Jeff&nbsp;Kaufman - I really hope you manage to bring the cops in at a time they can do something... it sounds like she's doing the best she can to be dangerous and disruptive while theoretically staying within the limits of the restraining order. I confess, I'd have given up the apartment by now - or been pushing really hard on a lawyer to find out what I could do to stop the \"subtler\" abuse. Especially now that she's put in writing her intentions to violate your rights by locking you off of your porch on a regular basis.", "timestamp": "1323191785"}, {"author": "Cory", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332254876801624", "anchor": "fb-332254876801624", "service": "fb", "text": "yeah, its good she writes so much down!  Saves you the trouble of documenting so much!  Maybe you could have her committed.", "timestamp": "1323192212"}, {"author": "Micaya", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332256746801437", "anchor": "fb-332256746801437", "service": "fb", "text": "Jeff, that sounds absolutely rotten. I hope you're able to negotiate a less stressful living environment. If you end up having or wanting to move out, I'm subletting two rooms near Union Square, just FYI.", "timestamp": "1323192422"}, {"author": "Hollis", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332272480133197", "anchor": "fb-332272480133197", "service": "fb", "text": "Nice that she says she's here for you. I'm sorry--what a lousy situation!", "timestamp": "1323194166"}, {"author": "Jean", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332288530131592", "anchor": "fb-332288530131592", "service": "fb", "text": "What do you like abt the apt &amp; does it outweigh having to deal sanely w/insanity on a regular basis?", "timestamp": "1323195830"}, {"author": "Jeff&nbsp;Kaufman", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332292266797885", "anchor": "fb-332292266797885", "service": "fb", "text": "@Jean: The biggest thing keeping us here is that it is deleaded.  If you have a child living in your building it has to be 'lead safe', this is an expensive process. Legally, the landlord is supposed to cover it and not preferentially rent to tenants without children, but the expense of lead removal and the potential liability are high enough that they usually prefer discrimination. This applies because our housemates have kids.", "timestamp": "1323196253"}, {"author": "Jenny", "source_link": "https://plus.google.com/111419027123995253579", "anchor": "gp-1323203196443", "service": "gp", "text": "I think your landlord uses Madlibs to write her letters.", "timestamp": 1323203196}, {"author": "Julia", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332381126788999", "anchor": "fb-332381126788999", "service": "fb", "text": "My short response: we have no reason to believe she's dangerous.  A pain, yes, but not dangerous.  Longer response here: http://jdwise.blogspot.com/2011/12/crazies.html", "timestamp": "1323205066"}, {"author": "Jeff&nbsp;Kaufman", "source_link": "https://plus.google.com/103013777355236494008", "anchor": "gp-1323207826775", "service": "gp", "text": "@Jenny\n Her complaints are much too consistent for madlibs.  She thinks that we are, in decreasing order of complaint frequency: (1) spying on her, especially when she is in the bathroom (2) acting against her in the spirit realm (3) releasing radiation and chemicals to poison her (4) leaving trash around the building (5) making loud noises at times when we're all asleep (6) doing all of this because we are satanists and she is a good christian.  This has actually been constant since the very beginning: her complaints the first month we moved in were (1), (2), and (3).", "timestamp": 1323207826}, {"author": "Cory", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332411970119248", "anchor": "fb-332411970119248", "service": "fb", "text": "rereading my comment, I realize I probably came off as sounding totally serious about having her committed, which I wasn't at all.  I should edit what I write more!  It was more an expression as to how out of touch with reality she clearly seems to be, probably not the best expression.  Anyway, I hope it works out for you guys!  And for her, she probably isn't very happy, given that she seriously seems to think most of these things.", "timestamp": "1323208145"}, {"author": "brandnewjames", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35vg9o", "anchor": "r-c35vg9o", "service": "r", "text": "What is this person a &quot;doctor&quot; of?\n", "timestamp": 1323208707}, {"author": "cbr", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c35vwra", "anchor": "r-c35vwra", "service": "r", "text": "&rarr;&nbsp;Theology.\n", "timestamp": 1323211325}, {"author": "Nathan", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/jefftk/posts/332078796819232?comment_id=332535150106930", "anchor": "fb-332535150106930", "service": "fb", "text": "@Julia (and Jeff) <br>At what point will you consider her \"dangerous?\" And will the consequences of finding out be worth the... lead free walls?<br>I thought you guys would have been long since gone. This woman believes that you are threatening her well-being if not her life. Please be very careful.", "timestamp": "1323219295"}, {"author": "David&nbsp;German", "source_link": "https://plus.google.com/111229345142780712481", "anchor": "gp-1323224295607", "service": "gp", "text": "Out of curiosity, how can you tell that your apartment is deleaded?  \nhttp://webapps.ehs.state.ma.us/Leadsafehomes/default.aspx\n doesn't seem to know.", "timestamp": 1323224295}, {"author": "Jeff&nbsp;Kaufman", "source_link": "https://plus.google.com/103013777355236494008", "anchor": "gp-1323263008540", "service": "gp", "text": "@David&nbsp;German\n The apartment was advertised as deleaded, which probably just means she said it was.\n<br>\n<br>\nOn the leadsafehomes website I see there was a 2006 lead violation: \nhttp://webapps.ehs.state.ma.us/Leadsafehomes/SearchLeadSafeHomes.aspx?Town=SOMERVILLE&amp;Address=Pinckney+St&amp;StreetNumber=38&amp;Community=Somerville&amp;Unit=3\n \n<br>\n<br>\nIf you look at advertisements from when she was trying to sell the building, they say that there are deleading certificates for the first and third floor units. \nhttp://www.zillow.com/homedetails/63-Pinckney-St-Somerville-MA-02145/56334705_zpid/\n<br>\n<br>\nThere's no paint on the trim anywhere, which is unusual enough in a 100 year old house that I assumed it was due to deleading.\n<br>\n<br>\nIn the end, though, the issue is not whether the apartment is actually deleaded, but whether we can live there.  The primary practical issue with lead has been that most landlords won't rent to us, so we haven't been able to find somewhere else.  Minimizing the chances that the baby gets lead poisoning is good, but hasn't been the primary goal.", "timestamp": 1323263008}, {"author": "Iamnotanorange", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c3648v5", "anchor": "r-c3648v5", "service": "r", "text": "God I love these posts. \n", "timestamp": 1323310908}, {"author": "Iamnotanorange", "source_link": "http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/n2gcm#c364ce8", "anchor": "r-c364ce8", "service": "r", "text": "If the building is in foreclosure, maybe you can get some money together and buy it from from her. \n\n<br><br>http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Pinckney-St-Somerville-MA-02145/2137061852_zpid/\n", "timestamp": 1323311515}, {"author": "Julia", "source_link": "https://plus.google.com/114588710186521489410", "anchor": "gp-1323369188857", "service": "gp", "text": "She gave our housemates a deleading certificate.  So it wasn't totally word-of-mouth.", "timestamp": 1323369188}, {"author": "Jeff&nbsp;Kaufman", "source_link": "https://plus.google.com/103013777355236494008", "anchor": "gp-1323369711133", "service": "gp", "text": "@Julia\n I didn't know they'd actually seen the certificate and not just taken the landlord's word from it back when we trusted them more.", "timestamp": 1323369711}, {"author": "Julia", "source_link": "https://plus.google.com/114588710186521489410", "anchor": "gp-1323379321674", "service": "gp", "text": "I saw it.", "timestamp": 1323379321}]}