{"items": [{"author": "Steven", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/notes/jeff-kaufman/friday-august-27-2010-radish-experiment-germination-complete-adding-saccharin/422691106212/?comment_id=422701531212", "anchor": "fb-422701531212", "service": "fb", "text": "Next you'll start feeding antibiotics to your chickens.", "timestamp": "1283013178"}, {"author": "Jeff&nbsp;Kaufman", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/notes/jeff-kaufman/friday-august-27-2010-radish-experiment-germination-complete-adding-saccharin/422691106212/?comment_id=422719561212", "anchor": "fb-422719561212", "service": "fb", "text": "quail", "timestamp": "1283017274"}, {"author": "Julia", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/notes/jeff-kaufman/friday-august-27-2010-radish-experiment-germination-complete-adding-saccharin/422691106212/?comment_id=422757936212", "anchor": "fb-422757936212", "service": "fb", "text": "oh no he won't", "timestamp": "1283026842"}, {"author": "Steven", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/notes/jeff-kaufman/friday-august-27-2010-radish-experiment-germination-complete-adding-saccharin/422691106212/?comment_id=422850726212", "anchor": "fb-422850726212", "service": "fb", "text": "Oh, that's right, you actually have birds! You gonna eat 'em?", "timestamp": "1283055489"}, {"author": "Steven", "source_link": "https://www.facebook.com/notes/jeff-kaufman/friday-august-27-2010-radish-experiment-germination-complete-adding-saccharin/422691106212/?comment_id=422851146212", "anchor": "fb-422851146212", "service": "fb", "text": "Maybe you could introduce some quail genes into the radishes, or radish genes into the quail, just for kicks. Then let them loose near a farm. Just for kicks.", "timestamp": "1283055642"}]}